Orca de la Porca

I used to live next door to Blackie's house,
then down in the avenues, now on the Westside.
(900) 976-PAWS

EMPLOYMENT OBJECTIVE

Do I need to be employed? I'm a cat!

SKILLS

Computer Skills:
Languages: Ada, perl, Java.
Systems: UNIX.
Other: Jumping onto people's laps when they are trying to get work done; Moving the cursor across the screen (hey, did you see that mouse?); Typing; Making the computer beep.

Other Skills:
Excellent verbal communication skills (when I want to be fed).
Sound sleeper.
Know where the kitty box is (and always use it first thing when I come in).

Tricks:
"White Kitty"
Can kick litter farther than other kitties.
No "beacon".

EDUCATION

I hear there's a University near here...

RELEVANT EXPERIENCE

7/97 - present: Software Developer Companion: Santa Cruz, CA.
I once made a beautiful "snowflake" out of a folded code printout.
9/95 - 6/97: Graduate Student Companion: Santa Cruz, CA.
My duties include shedding, tearing up newspapers and other paper products, eating, and sleeping.

REFERENCES

Blackie Carter
Tabitha (Tabby) Ferman
Tigre
Elvis from Laurel Street